It was just merely d second day of d week "tuesday" but i was completely low in spirits to be in college,and d same low spirits hovered over my friends.But we were there coz we heard it was compulsory to b dere in college.And tatz y we gave our valuable presence...:-)...
But deres something that drives us crazy after d 4th lecture coz we just want to get out of the college at any cost.But i specify"for all dose who dont knw""getting out of d college requires a
1.big heart
2. suffer insults from d respectable watchmans.
2.some money for bribery.
3.some kind of jugad that never works for us though.
4.some amount of gud luck which we can never have n neithr had it today.
And so with the above two things in our hands and the 3rd tat never works i and 2 of my friends decided 2 get out.And for today we tried our fate at d back most gate.And there we reached 2 meet "his highness"....usualy known as the "watchman".We asked...we pleaded.....we bribed and begged ,but "his highness" said no...A BIG NO...BUT then, after a lot of efforts, he said he would let us out at 2:45.And it ws just 2 o clock,we somehow managed 2 pass those 45min in the canteen 2 reappear in front of "his highness" for our liberty from the colg.And there we were sharp at 2:45.But from here our bad luck started.And to our surprise when we reached there the watchman had changed his duty.A new "his highness appeared" there.So again we started convincing him but he was a gud chap.He said in a cool tone"go go"and we had all d thank you's for him.
But MR FATE still unsatisfied had itz play on us.When we were brimming with joy coz we just stepped out of college when "d man with the red turban" who is the head of the watchmans saw us.AND shouted "oaaaaaaaaa"and we with trembling legs ran like pt usha's ,without even giving a thought that:wat if he catches us"...but aftr all mr fate had itz way n we had to make ours and so we ran and ran and ran until some of boys coming from the opposite direction informed us "stop...now none is coming"And we stopped but our bodies had no clue what we were upto...running like insanes at 3'o clock in d afternoon with the temperature of the day as 41 degrees.We managed 2 somehow come back to ease when we discovered a new challenge.And d challenge was that to escape from d watchman's head we had ran in the opposite direction and took the longest possible route that lead us to the main highway.And above this one of ma friends vehicle was parked near the main gate of college and even if the watchman sees us there ,we will be bullied big time.So to overcome all this i and one of my friend decided to wait at a distance outside main gate and asked our 3rd friend to go n get the vehicle.You may be thinking why her and why not us?? It is because as she is popularly titled as "bhagwan ki bachi" by one of us,and we have a beleif tat she escapes trouble easily which is definitely not the case with us.
So she went and we waited with crossed fingers each of us thinking"yaar phas na jaye",but there she came and we were delighted 2 see her and satisfied that finally our efforts were fruitful.We slowly and in a relaxed state dumped our bags here and there coz after all the tripling schemes had to be adopted on a single scooty.But as i said"mr fate still unsatisfied with us made itz way again". A guy in a white tshirt on a bike came near and near and near and suddenly one of my friend shouted "oyeee lal batti".He was none other than our discipline officer whom we tried to escape throughout the college campus but mr fate made us meet him outside the college when we were already ignorant about any more upcoming dangers.And here he came close and asked us "kaise nikle colg se ".And we with our trembling bodies tried to ignore him but he had all plans to catch us and thrash us.I sat on d scooty and both of ma friends behind .Then one of my friend shouted "start kar gadi"n when i forwarded my hand to do it the key wasnt dere...ohh god and laal batti was near parking his bike juz a few steps away and i shouted "abey chabi de"and she drove her hands here n there in the air like a magician"abey chabbbi kahan hai"and finally she got the keys from somewhere from the back lock.And passed it to me."Laal batti was near and near and was just 5 steps away with his back towards us, when i inserted the keys with trembling hands and took gods name and pressed the start button.And our scooty started at once and i picked up full speed and that to when our scooty had less and almost no brakes.And until laal batti turned his head towards us "we were faaaaar offf"waving a hand 2 him and bursting out in laughters coz finally "we defeated our bad lucks n made our ways through".
"TRULY IN LOVING MEMORY OF THE WIERDEST,LOVLIEST AND THE MOST ADORABLE CREATURES OF MY LIFE"
